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Dislikes: (I am a bad news first kind of gal)*Judgemental-ism*Coming into a joke only at the punchline*Paying good money for a crappy movie*Media induced hysteria*When you think someone is a friend and for whatever reason they turn out not to be.*Competitiveness, it brings out the worst in innerpersonal relations imho.*When my son doesn't feel well and gets all grumpy.*Feeling helpless*Feeling overwhelmed*When my friends are feeling down*When I have really good news and can't find anyone to share it with*Putting away laundry, what's the point, you are going to wear it anyway!
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Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.
" Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice Boy: Girl, whats your number? Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Do You Like Nintendo? If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them? "Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine." Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time! "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. " "Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. (make her look) Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
-People who say things like "Innovation" and "Entrepreneurship" (note the capital letters) with a straight face.: Likes: Texas,good tasting shwag,all marawana,glass pipes and bongs, Nag champa(sticl incense, never heard of it?
go to your local head shop and ask, you will love it I promise)ansd nag champa superhit,(a new version)the "zone"that you get in when there is good hard basslines and your poi dont feel like anything,they just are and you close your eyes and just be the music.streeet racing,the smell of exaust burnt rubber and used nitruos when two cars launch from there stop the slight squeeling of tires the sound of engines straining,mild amounts of smoke left in the air ass they blow feeling you get when you are in "puppy love",italian food,my car,frisbee golf,miller lite,star trek tng ,and all but the original.(Picard was the best capt.